Ghost

Me and my friends or should I say my BEST FRIENDS! :D

hahaha I’m not looking at the camera hahaha

hahaha I’m not looking at the camera hahaha

Who is your favorite friend/s? Anonymous

Vince, Anjie, Maida, Ylaine, Karla, Christian, Quennie, Elaine, Michael, Ralph, and Earl

  • At McDonalds.
  • Worker: What can I get for you today?
  • Me: Some medium fries and a pack of 8 nuggets.
  • Worker: You mean McNuggets?
  • Me: Yeah, but nuggets is the same thing.
  • Worker: If you look on the sign, the name is McNuggets.
  • Me: Should I have asked for some McFries too?
  • Worker: No, they're just fries.
  • Me: Why?
  • Worker: Why do you care?
  • Me: I'm a customer, I deserve to know.
  • Worker: Well I don't know...
  • Me: Well unless you can tell me, I will leave this McDonalds with my McMoney and never come back to this McShitHole.

di ko iniinda ang natamong pasa mas nasasaktan ako kapag nakit kong basa ang mata mu ng luha hayaan mo punasan ko ,wla saken ang puso ko
alm mo bah kung nsan toh?itoy nsa kamay mo kaya ipalagay mo na ang iyong loob ako’y sa iyo at yan ang aasahan mo!

  • gf: baby i seriously dont know why your ex hates me so much
  • bf: look at the keyboard on your computer
  • gf: why???
  • bf: because U and I are together, and my U come above my X
  • gf: *blushes*
  • *Boy slams door*
  • Mom: Whats the matter sweetie?"
  • Boy: I'm pissed at 28 people, so I'm going to miserably ruin their lives.
  • Mom: How do you manage to do that?
  • Boy: I got 1172 friends for backup.
  • Mom: Well, okay, but you better make it home before supper!
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Grenade

Bruno Mars

I saw a little seven year old girl wearing Justin Bieber socks.I asked her if she likes Justin Bieber,and she said “no” she likes to wear those socks because she likes to step on Justin every time she walks.

I am shy (but not so shy that I don’t want to tell you whars I am hiding)